Have You Heard This One...
I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw.
He replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment."
I said, "Sure, there's that...but it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti."
Aquathermic treatment of ceramics aluminum and steel in a controlled environment
Translation: washing dishes and silverware while his boss is watching.
How does the President plan on fighting record high temperatures? A: By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius!
Environmentalists Across The Country
Montana where rural land owners won a case in which the judge ruled that the government failed to consider environmental impact thus nullifying leases on 145,000 acres of public land to fossil fuel companies.
I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw.
He replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment."
I said, "Sure, there's that...but it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti."
Aquathermic treatment of ceramics aluminum and steel in a controlled environment
Translation: washing dishes and silverware while his boss is watching.
How does the President plan on fighting record high temperatures? A: By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius!
Environmentalists Across The Country
Montana where rural land owners won a case in which the judge ruled that the government failed to consider environmental impact thus nullifying leases on 145,000 acres of public land to fossil fuel companies.
Hawaii
Hawaii's High Court told regulators to stop issuing aquarium permits until they received and reviewed the pet trade's environmental impact statement. Hawaii coastal waters give up hundreds of thousands of native fish per year for export to pet stores and aquariums on the mainland.
California
The state legislature has approved a rule requiring automakers to manufacture and sell more electric trucks in an effort to achieve a zero emission transportation system. Diesel pollution is a serious problem near the state's warehouse districts.
Colorado
Habitat Metro Denver has merged with Colorado Land Trust to reduce overhead costs and combined they can focus more on program growth. Denver, like most U.S. cities, continues to see prices rising three times as fast as income according to the National Association of Realtors. Keeping home affordability is an increasing problem.
Denver Pacific Depot
Around 1871 the Denver Pacific railroad and Telegraph Company constructed a small depot at 16th and Wynkoop Street as Denver's only connection to the outside world. The telegraph operator was Frank Pierce a man who hated it when people spat on his wooden floor.
Pierce decided to put a stop to spitting in the depot. He removed a skull from what was called Rouge's Burial Ground and hung it on the office wall where everyone could see it. He put a sign below the skull which read "The last man who spit upon the floor." The skull, separated from the rest of the body, particularly one from Rouge's Burial Ground, caused quite a stir.
Soon after the skull was placed on the depot wall, supernatural noises were heard from the little building at night. The noises became louder until the telegraph operator who succeeded Pierce took down the skull. The thumping and knocking on the depot wall stopped, but the ghost remained. The ghost was seen to have traveled from the depot to the burial ground where the skull was exhumed and to Joe Baily's livery about twenty feet from the depot.
The railroad couldn't keep a night agent and turnover was high. The Denver Times said that the ghost "Caused great dismay among the many observers who saw it." The turnover was so high that the depot was abandoned. In 1881 Denver's new Union Station replaced it. The apparition was not seen again.
All Is Not Lost
Due to climate change we can expect the untimely end to olive oil.
Now we can all understand the heartache Popeye felt after the tragic end of his wife.
The state legislature has approved a rule requiring automakers to manufacture and sell more electric trucks in an effort to achieve a zero emission transportation system. Diesel pollution is a serious problem near the state's warehouse districts.
Colorado
Habitat Metro Denver has merged with Colorado Land Trust to reduce overhead costs and combined they can focus more on program growth. Denver, like most U.S. cities, continues to see prices rising three times as fast as income according to the National Association of Realtors. Keeping home affordability is an increasing problem.
Denver Pacific Depot
Around 1871 the Denver Pacific railroad and Telegraph Company constructed a small depot at 16th and Wynkoop Street as Denver's only connection to the outside world. The telegraph operator was Frank Pierce a man who hated it when people spat on his wooden floor.
Pierce decided to put a stop to spitting in the depot. He removed a skull from what was called Rouge's Burial Ground and hung it on the office wall where everyone could see it. He put a sign below the skull which read "The last man who spit upon the floor." The skull, separated from the rest of the body, particularly one from Rouge's Burial Ground, caused quite a stir.
Soon after the skull was placed on the depot wall, supernatural noises were heard from the little building at night. The noises became louder until the telegraph operator who succeeded Pierce took down the skull. The thumping and knocking on the depot wall stopped, but the ghost remained. The ghost was seen to have traveled from the depot to the burial ground where the skull was exhumed and to Joe Baily's livery about twenty feet from the depot.
The railroad couldn't keep a night agent and turnover was high. The Denver Times said that the ghost "Caused great dismay among the many observers who saw it." The turnover was so high that the depot was abandoned. In 1881 Denver's new Union Station replaced it. The apparition was not seen again.
All Is Not Lost
Due to climate change we can expect the untimely end to olive oil.
Now we can all understand the heartache Popeye felt after the tragic end of his wife.