Humor?
Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember…Don’t sing!
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight started.
During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends?
Save the Arctic Refuge
Two weeks before the current administration goes out of power and the new administration takes over, an auction is scheduled to sell leases for petroleum drilling in the Arctic Refuge. In danger is 1.5 million acres of the refuge's biologically sensitive land along the coast in northern Alaska.
Niel Lawrence, Natural Resources Defense Council, Alaska Director says, "America has safeguarded the refuge for decades, and we will not allow this administration to trample that commitment now." NRDC fights in court to save the refuge, and the coastal plain that is habitat for hundreds of thousands of caribou which is the main food source for natives living in the plain.
Bank of America, has joined five other large banks in pledging not to provide funds for companies that intend to invest in gas and oil drilling in the refuge.
Coloradans Find Outdoor Recreation
Covid-19 regulations have closed up or limited restaurants, bars, movie theaters and gyms so people have increasingly found outdoor recreation to be a cure.
Gardening interest has blossomed, (pardon the pun) and seed sales increased by as much as 300%. Demand for seed and plant catalogs for this coming summer has also increased. Visits to Rocky Mountain National Park for 2020 recorded 130,414 visitors, up from 99,873 in 2019, a 30 percent increase. In spite of the RMNP being closed during and for a short time after the wildfire this autumn, traffic and parking was a problem. Colorado Parks and Wildlife reported increased number of fishing licenses were sold this season.
Skiing is hampered by rules limiting the number of people allowed, to avoid crowds in lift lines and on the lifts. Many areas are requiring reservations for skiers in order to manage the number of people allowed at any particular time.
Ski resorts recorded a large number of hotel reservations for out of state visitors during Thanksgiving and Christmas which are usually peak (sorry another pun) times. However, many were subsequently cancelled.
The Last Word
Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
Another Last Word
To get your copy of Two Miles High and Six Feet Under: available in Denver at Tattered Cover Bookstore and BookBar Book and Snack Shop, and also online at Amazon and Kindle.
Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember…Don’t sing!
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight started.
During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends?
Save the Arctic Refuge
Two weeks before the current administration goes out of power and the new administration takes over, an auction is scheduled to sell leases for petroleum drilling in the Arctic Refuge. In danger is 1.5 million acres of the refuge's biologically sensitive land along the coast in northern Alaska.
Niel Lawrence, Natural Resources Defense Council, Alaska Director says, "America has safeguarded the refuge for decades, and we will not allow this administration to trample that commitment now." NRDC fights in court to save the refuge, and the coastal plain that is habitat for hundreds of thousands of caribou which is the main food source for natives living in the plain.
Bank of America, has joined five other large banks in pledging not to provide funds for companies that intend to invest in gas and oil drilling in the refuge.
Coloradans Find Outdoor Recreation
Covid-19 regulations have closed up or limited restaurants, bars, movie theaters and gyms so people have increasingly found outdoor recreation to be a cure.
Gardening interest has blossomed, (pardon the pun) and seed sales increased by as much as 300%. Demand for seed and plant catalogs for this coming summer has also increased. Visits to Rocky Mountain National Park for 2020 recorded 130,414 visitors, up from 99,873 in 2019, a 30 percent increase. In spite of the RMNP being closed during and for a short time after the wildfire this autumn, traffic and parking was a problem. Colorado Parks and Wildlife reported increased number of fishing licenses were sold this season.
Skiing is hampered by rules limiting the number of people allowed, to avoid crowds in lift lines and on the lifts. Many areas are requiring reservations for skiers in order to manage the number of people allowed at any particular time.
Ski resorts recorded a large number of hotel reservations for out of state visitors during Thanksgiving and Christmas which are usually peak (sorry another pun) times. However, many were subsequently cancelled.
The Last Word
Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
Another Last Word
To get your copy of Two Miles High and Six Feet Under: available in Denver at Tattered Cover Bookstore and BookBar Book and Snack Shop, and also online at Amazon and Kindle.