I was afraid my mechanic was going to rip me off. I was relieved when he said all I needed was some
blinker fluid.
If stupid could fly, you would be a jet.
Common sense is like deodorant, people who need it the most don't use it.
It is depressing when you see an old person and then you realize you went to school together.
I'm not saying I'm old and worn out, but I make sure I'm not not near the curb on trash day.
Dear Load, please don't let brussel sprouts be the cure for COVID 19.